Full Name Cat.
Cat
Species Felias Sapiens.
Occupation Does not do the 'W' word.
Former Occupation None.
Origins Lister's cat Frankenstein. Evolved in the cargo hold over 3 million years. Parents thought to be a cripple and an idiot, as they were the only ones left after the Cat Wars.
Education Instructed by the Seven Cat Commandments. Learnt of the Holy Mother, Frankenstein, and the true fater of Catkind, Cloister. Was also taught to read cat-style by smelling the blank pages of cat books.
Futher Education Rimmer taught him how to operate the vending machines on Red Dwarf as a bribe to hand over Lister's cigarettes. Can also pilot Starbug.
Skills Looking good, eating, and sleeping. He has recently developed his nasal abilities to a high standard.
Hobbies Looking good,
Eating,
Sleeping,
Watching womens underware spin-drying.
Musical Tastes 'Tongue tied' ('once dreamt that he was singing it accompanied by the rest of the crew on backing vocals). A twisted tape of 'Robert Hardy' reads ' Tess of the D'urbervilles.
Alter Egos Duane Dibbley, The Riviera Kid, and a Priest.
Ambitions To have sex with anything that smells better than Lister.